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The Bede Speaks
Ruminations from The Center for the Study of This and That
Created on 2004-08-01 21:54:12 (#4033311), last updated 2009-11-20
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Basic Info| Name: | thebedespeaks |
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| Location: | New Orleans, Louisiana, United States |
Contact:
boanth13@gmail.com Bio
The Bede FAQ!
Lets start with what you REALLY want to know:
Measurements? 46-Long jacket, 18n36s shirt, 38x34 pants. (Buy me a suit!)
Shoes? Fewer, since I got a dog who eats them.
Pets? One adorable sweetheart of a codependent puppy-doggy.
Name of pet? Willow (yes, after her)
Wife? Nope.
Children? None I acknowledge.
Childhood heroes? Gomez Addams, Bill Walton, and Secretariat.
Parents? Two (standard).
Brothers? Two (a different two).
Sisters? Depends on how you define it.
Birth place? Under a cabbage leaf.
Birth date? Same as Fox Mulder, except five years later.
Birth time? 9:45 a.m. on a Thursday.
What's my sign, baby? Libra (Sagitarius rising)
Birth type? I was born a poor black child; things changed.
Birth name? "Wile E. Coyote"
Birth mark? Right waist, two red splotches, shaped kinda like New Zealand.
Hair? Wavy, auburn, long. Sometimes en mullet.
Eyes? Several, hazel.
Septum? Deviated.
Coloring? Outside the lines.
Allergies? Mold and grass pollen.
Blood type? Blue, then red, then blue, . . .
Height? Somewhat excessive.
Weight? Proportionate, but poorly distributed.
Strength? 18/00.
Dextrous? No.
Sinister? Yes.
Throws? Badly.
Bats? Ohhhhhh, the irony!
Stance? Goofy.
House?
be sorted @ nimbo.net
Address? 1337 Elite St.
Location? Under a big "W"
Position? Whatever takes the least energy.
Sex? Yes please.
Sexual preference? Yes, that sounds fun; and no, thank you anyway.
| thebedespeaks's LJ stalker is imperatrixmundi! |
| imperatrixmundi is stalking you because you are really good at bowling. They are also in jail for murder! |
Babe of the Moment? Natalie Portman.
Favorite women in general? Short brunettes and tall blondes. Except that I'm a sucker for strawberry blondes.
Amazon Wishlist? Yes, as long as she knows her place.
Turn-ons? Long walks on the beach, champagne, candlelight dinners, unicorns and dolphins, holding hands, mackin' on a bearskin rug in front of an open fire. . . .
Turn-offs? Mean people who suck, anchovies, and mean people who don't suck.
Fear? Falling over the stair rail; I am cursed with a high center of gravity.
Terror Alert Level?
Worst trait? List-making.
Weirdosity?
Education? Far too much; now also a tenured autodidact.
Diploma?
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Blogging Degree
Occupation? Ha! Like i'm tellin' you.
Politics? Progessive.
Religion? Athanasian, Semi-Pelagian, and Anabaptist.
Past lives? No. You don't either.
Coolest human ever? Cab Calloway.
Hero? I'd prefer a taco.
Who? (y.Jim)
Fictional character I most resemble? Either Hawkeye Pierce (from M*A*S*H) or Cujo (from Cujo).
Superpower? No matter how much alcohol I drink, it doesn't affect my memory.
Hobby? Reading at coffee shops.
Coffee? One milk and no sugar.
Got milk? 3%, always.
Four food groups? Juice, chocolate, pork, and pasta.
Pizza? Pepperoni.
Banana?
Beer? Red Stripe.
Drugs? Paxil, Claritin, Aspirin, and Cherry Cough-Drops.
Money?
My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?
Jack Daniels or Jim Beam? Jack!
Apple or Microsoft? MacInstosh Classic II.
Cluster? Bear.
Subcluster? 9.
Pen or pencil? Ballpoint pen.
Non-fiction books? Sigmund Freud's Beyond the Pleasure Principle; Henry Adams's The Education of Henry Adams; and Gale Sayers's I Am Third.
Novels? Charles Dickens' Bleak House; Gabriel Garcia Marquez's One Hundred Years of Solitude; and Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow.
Movies? Casablanca; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World; and Mary Poppins.
TV shows? Hill St. Blues; M*A*S*H; and Seinfeld.
Episode of Star Trek? The one about the aliens who turn out to be not so threatening.
Songs? Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb; U2's One; and Squeeze's Tempted.
Albums? The Beatles's Abbey Road; Kate Bush's Hounds of Love; and David Bowie's The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
Beatle? Paul.
Latin Motto? _Semper_Sitiens_
Warning Label?
| LOOK OUT! !!! |
| thebedespeaks is a radioactive squirrel!! |
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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - Hogsmeade, Scotland - Highland, United Kingdom
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